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Suggestions and Concerns / (not) Just another petition
« on: April 11, 2017, 11:56:18 PM »
Yes, yes, I know that the Forum Council isn't a thing anymore, but this needs to be a thing.

Remember how we agreed Staff should be allowed to earn awards?

Well I think that two certain administrators have done more than enough for us. James has taken money from his own pocket to create a whole nother forum for us, while Sierra is one of the main reasons we've got the OG Forum back. So let's give them Abbot's Approval!

Suggestions and Concerns / What on earth is going on?
« on: April 11, 2017, 01:05:29 PM »
The only boards I'm getting are the Brian Jacques's Works boards, and the Archive. No announcements, no cellars, nothing else. I also can't access my personal messages, which is infuriating, because I've got 1 new message. :p I'd prefer to be able to read my messages before I go.

The Archive / April Fools Day Recap: 2017
« on: April 02, 2017, 05:44:41 AM »
It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it.

  • All the staff had their role changed to "Log-a-log"
  • The Forum Council board was implemented.
  • Skyblade was appointed Log-a-log.
  • Chipster of Noonvale was appointed local moderator of Forum Council.
  • A new member, Melanda Macburl registered.
  • Melanda was given the Abbey Recorder award shortly after joining, prompting suspicion from yours truly.
  • Skyblade and Sierra announced their upcoming marriage.
  • Kitsune reportedly was arrested and thrown in jail. This turned out to not be true. Thankfully.
  • Ungatt Trunn and I held public executions for the "joke thieves" (read: everyone else who tried to get promoted to log-a-log, or actually succeeded, as I tried and failed first). Or we tried to execute them anyway.
  • Melanda was promoted to Log-a-log. Suspicions rose even further.
  • I registered a second account, "bidpanda420.5", and caused some havoc. This is a reference to bigpanda420, a spambot who may or may not have been Sierra, that posted some stupid stuff a few weeks ago.
  • Melanda's true nature (Either a staff multi, or an actual new member who was in on the staff's prank) is yet to be determined.

@James Gryphon

You know what to do.

The Archive / April Fools Day Recap: 2016
« on: April 02, 2017, 05:24:25 AM »
Because why not?

  • The forum name changed from "Loamhedge Abbey Forum" to "Kingdom of Malkariss."
  • Several boards were given new, Malkariss-themed names "The Pit," etc.
  • My role (Season Namer) was changed to Administrator, then to "Forum Slave."
  • The background was given a darker, greenish-brown makeover.
  • James Gryphon was demoted to Global Moderator.

@James Gryphon

I suggest moving these topics to the Archive. April 2017 one on its way.

The Cellars / Melanda Macburl against the State of Groddiltopia
« on: April 02, 2017, 01:56:53 AM »
* Groddil slams his gavel.

We are gathered here today to witness the trial of Melanda Macburl against the State of Groddiltopia. I, Groddil, Supreme Leader of Groddiltopia, will act as judge, jury, executioner, and prosecutor during this trial.

Miss Macburl has been charged with one count of Identity Theft, one count of Violating the "No Multis" rule, and three counts of manslaughter, because I can.

The punishment, naturally, is death by BanHammer.

Would anyone step forward to defend Miss Macburl? Place your hand on this here Bible and take the oath.

The Cellars / Groddil's conspiracy theory thread
« on: April 02, 2017, 01:47:51 AM »
I'm calling it now.

Melanda is either

a) not a real member, she's a very realistic multi created by one of the Administrators.


b) is a real member, but joined at the right time, so she's in on the staff's little prank.

I was suspicious enough when she got the Abbey Recorder award despite having less than 20 posts, whereas the other winners are all long standing members of the forum, but this talk of being made Administrator a day after joining? Hmm. (Joining on April 1st doesn't help either).

The Cellars / The Gallows
« on: April 02, 2017, 12:43:15 AM »
Here, on this hallowed cellar soil, do we sentence those who have wronged us to the highest order of punishment. Death!

Executions will be presided over by myself, Lord Ashenwyte, and Guest #971248.

Today's execution is of several thieves, who stole jokes from me to the value of 1 thousand units of comedy.

Sky of Blades, Chipster of Noonvale, Rosie of Willowwater, and Lady of Amber. You have been sentenced to death. Please insert your necks into the nooses, and we shall make this quick. Resist, and we will put you down like dogs.

* Several soldiers point muskets at the criminals menacingly.

More executions will follow. Most likely moderators. Except Sierra.

Forum Council / A suggestion II: Electric Boogaloo
« on: April 01, 2017, 10:44:55 PM »
Because now that there's no joke thieves to compete with, I'm gonna ask again.


Finished Votes / Petition: Groddil for Administrator 2017
« on: April 01, 2017, 07:36:33 AM »
Because we may as well get our money's worth while the illusion of democracy is a thing, eh?

Simply vote in the poll. Everyone must vote. Or else.

The Cellars / Hell's Kitchen
« on: March 22, 2017, 04:49:20 AM »
@LT Sandpaw

GET YOUR [weasel] IN HERE, YOU [toad]! IT'S TIME TO [sable] ORDER!

The Cellars / McDelthion's
« on: March 21, 2017, 03:30:32 AM »
Welcome to McDelthion's, may I take your order?

Hmm, we appear to be out of fries.

* Groddil tosses Skarzs into the chip frier.

With a potato of that size, we'll have enough fries to feed the whole forum for weeks! Except guests. Deadbeats.

Forum Games / Defeat the summon of the person above you.
« on: March 20, 2017, 03:45:39 AM »
Make a post summoning something that in some way defeats the summon of the post above you. The only thing you may not summon is Chuck Norris.


Person X - I summon an angry chicken.
Person Y - I summon Colonel Sanders.
Person Z - I summon a vegan with a machine gun.
And so on...

I'll start.

I summon James Gryphon.

The Cellars / Groddil and Sierra's 2-week Friendversary
« on: March 11, 2017, 01:36:31 AM »
* Groddil hops onto the bandwagon.

The Cellars / Re: Star Trek
« on: February 17, 2017, 01:49:40 AM »
Rare picture of @Rosie Willowwater practicing her necromancy, circa 16th February 2017 (colorized). ;D

The Cellars / Australia Day
« on: January 26, 2017, 12:07:35 AM »
It's the most wonderful time of the year...

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